thinking of adding a disclaimer at the bottom of my website…how does this sound, i think it covers everything…

This side up, batteries not included. Some assembly required. Shake well before use or your mileage may vary. Serving suggestion only: Point away from face. Use in a well ventilated area or excessive use may have a laxative effect. May contain traces of nuts. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. While stocks last. Discontinue use of The Rants and Raves if itching or swelling occurs. Settling of contents may occur during shipping. Action figures sold separately and are not to be used as a safety device. No animals were harmed in the making of this web site, except the bunny…who died.